Saturday, February 23, 2013

I Think We Mixed Up Global Warming With The Crazy Viruses That Have Been Going On

So,

(Done on my phone, one with links will be updated later, thanks!)

In early January I got hit by a crazy cold/flu or whatever. I know there are more versions of cold stories then that female mesa killer. We are so concerned about the global warming situation that we just shrugged off one of the most widespread viruses we've seen in a long time. Oh, also I'd like to point out as a proud Arizonian that it fucking (sorry mom I know you read this!) SNOWED in Phoenix and Glendale! "Omg like the world is soooo hot and it's like totally gonna destroy us!!" No, the only thing destroyed was my hope to go play in snow inside the vally. But it's cool. There is always next time? Well anyways I do not believe that the world is ending anytime soon and especially due to "global warming". I see global warming like I see Jersey Shore and the Mayan calendar, Fake!

I actually have a theory that our earth is the size it is because of the billions of unknown years of damage from meteors and I'm sure at one point we got hit by the mother lord of asteroids that did enough damage equivalent of like, maybe 1,000,000 big boys? However you wanna put it, you can't argue the meteor that hit Russia. So someday I wouldn't be surprised if we got hit by another "screw you" from the infinite universe. But from November last year to now in February, there have still been reports of flus and colds.

The point I'm trying to get across? I don't know, really I just hate cold/flus and people who talk constantly about how the world is gonna end because of global warming. If it snowed in Arizona then you can bet a sweet penny that maybe the sun is getting hotter and that is melting the ice caps? Maybe we just like to scare people into thinking their lives are doomed. Whatever you fancy, you go for. Just don't give me a cold.



Get Ready. (Smiley Face.)

Tonight I did 200 sit-ups, 100 push-ups and 50 sit-ups with the medicine ball.
Oh it feels good to be back.
The stupid common cold can suck my big toe.
Seriously, because it sucked.
Hints the lack of posts.
Get ready...I'm back!!!!


Tuesday, February 19, 2013

Happy Hump Day, Right At Twelve, Because I Watched Joe Schmo Instead Of Justified. Fuck Me.

http://i.imgur.com/1zaUV2n.jpg
How I Feel.

Check Out A Picture This Kid Dug Up Of His Grandpa Doing His Pre Computer Self Portrait

Realised that he was a true hipster

So this guy is going through old pictures of his grandfather for a funeral (Condolences) and stumbles upon this picture of his grandapa doing the old school self portrait! Rad.

Thanks Reddit and the guy who posted this mind boggling event.

Watch People In Harlem Get Upset About The "Harlem Shake". Thank You Harlem!




I found this great video of the great people of the neighborhood Harlem letting us all know what we need to know. YOU ARE NOT DOING THE HARLEM SHAKE RIGHT. If I couldn't be more clear here it is Thanks to a post from +Eddie Belaval


What Id Look Like If I Had A Italian Stash.

Ohh Yeah.
Let it soak in.


A Humbling Video Of A$AP Rocky Talking About His New Album (DOPE)

Mad respect for Flocko!
Enjoi.